This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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