Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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