i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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