that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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