but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat