How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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