Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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