I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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