My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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