..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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