So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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