No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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