I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn