So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring