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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!

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• (361): View more from Texas

  One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I molested 6 butterflies tonight

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  On imdb the canadians say It's amazing

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?

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  not while she was awake

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.

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• (619): View more from California

  I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.

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