ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.