what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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