He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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