Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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