No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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