He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Randomize