we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There's even glitter on my cock...
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