The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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