Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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