Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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