When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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