okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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