Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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