love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
