He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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