"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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