Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.