I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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