grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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