She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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