it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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