you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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