When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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