I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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