if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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