I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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