You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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