One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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