soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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