We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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