How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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