We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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