sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
