i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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