Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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