I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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