Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
nutella sex= disaster
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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