chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I did not marry a roomba.
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