the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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