Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize