This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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