Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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