No awkward lesbian experiences without me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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