Hey man sorry I got all grabby
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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