I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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