what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
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