69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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