Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
should my penis look like a turkey
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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